In fact, one talking head said "We are awaiting dueling speeches from the candidates." Hell.....why don't we just skip the speeches part and go directly to a good old fashioned duel. It was good enough for Andrew Jackson. Romney vs. Obama at 20 paces with pistols. Or swords. Ooooo I know....Light Sabres.
However, since everything associated with Obama is racist, and probably a white dude like Romney aiming a gun at Obama could possibly construed as racist, I suggest we use stand ins to take the place of the candidates.
Ted Nugent can stand in for Romney
Michael More for Obama
Put it on Pay Per View. Watch the money come rolling in.